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| Posted by: Zero ex Sep 13 2004, 08:31 PM |
| Ill start. Takumi Tries to teach Iketani to drift Takumi: Now I will teach you this technuque *Spaces out* Iketani: What technique Takumi: *Still spaced out* Iketani: WTF |
| Posted by: bao Sep 13 2004, 08:44 PM |
| ryosuke, "crap, i got a stain on my pants, looks like i'll have to buy another one" sidenote: i've noticed ryosuke likes to wear white. |
| Posted by: sideways Sep 13 2004, 08:44 PM |
| Keisuke: Lets all hop in my GTR Bunta: nah ive given up smoking Takumi: Well first you start to brake, then as your revs fall you press in the clutch- while the clutch is in you move the shifter down and press the gas with your heel, toes still on the brake- to try and raise the revs. once youve raised the revs properly for the next gear you release the clutch and gas. Mogi:Well first you start to brake, then as your revs fall you press in the clutch- while the clutch is in you move the shifter down and press the gas with your heel, toes still on the brake- to try and raise the revs. once youve raised the revs properly for the next gear you release the clutch and gas. Itsuki: I GOT LAID! As i come up with more.. ill post em |
| Posted by: xkhol Sep 13 2004, 09:37 PM | ||
XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Kenji: i got a girlfriend! |
| Posted by: sideways Sep 13 2004, 09:37 PM |
| I thought about that one.. but had itsuki already |
| Posted by: RakeRon Sep 13 2004, 09:39 PM |
| Kenji: Nah can't hang out tonight. Got myself a date with a cute girl. Bunta: Pretty soon Takumi will be better than me. Keisuke: Takumi is the better driver on the team. Takumi: Hey Dad, how bout we get an Evo? Iketani: I'm the best on Akina! Itski: I JUST BEAT A GTR! I'll probly have more later. |
| Posted by: sideways Sep 13 2004, 09:43 PM |
| Bunta:Quick takumi to the buntamobile! Takumi: Your not going to make me put that costume on again are you?... (Thanks to ben- and wherever he may have come up with this) |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Sep 13 2004, 10:19 PM |
| Nakazato: I WON A RACE! I WON A RACE! Itsuki: SO DID I!!! ----------- Mako (in reference to Iketani): Yeah! I f***ed him! |
| Posted by: DragonX2 Sep 13 2004, 10:55 PM |
| Keisuke: Does my car make me look fat? |
| Posted by: Xibal (ER34) Sep 14 2004, 12:49 AM |
| ryosuke: can't go with the poject d team tonight going to the JGT championships |
| Posted by: ______________ Sep 14 2004, 01:02 AM |
| Nakzato: My S13 was better. |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Sep 14 2004, 01:03 AM |
Bunta: Takumi ... use the force!  ---------------------------------------- Ryosuke: Project D is over! I'm joining the circus!  ---------------------------------------- Itsuki: Guess what im putting in my 85 next? .. NOS! |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 14 2004, 06:50 AM |
| Takumi : I wanna see Natsuki , NOW !!! Keisuke : GTRs rulez Ryosuke : I cheat it on all my tests. I never finished high school. Bunta : Tofu is delicious .... Iketani : I never liked Mako. |
| Posted by: Tezza Sep 14 2004, 08:05 AM |
| nakazato - i'm gonna trade my gtr for a hachiroku keisuke/ryosuke - i h8 ROTARY ENGINES bunta - youchi is a better drifter than me...... bunta (again) - takumi has godlike skills... better THAN ME! natsuki - i like itsuki better than you (takumi) takumi - likewise (natsuki) itsuki - i h8 hachirokus..... prefer a scooter...... kenji / iketani - I DID AN INERTIA DRIFT!!!!!!!!!!! still coming with more and more but lets keep it for another day |
| Posted by: BiBi Sep 14 2004, 08:49 AM | ||||
Kenji: It's my hand! |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 14 2004, 09:36 AM |
| Takumi : I hate the new engine , its too noisy |
| Posted by: Phantom_R32 Sep 14 2004, 09:41 AM |
| Nakazato: Im gonna trade in my GTR and get an RX7 since i lost to one |
| Posted by: Solid Snake Sep 14 2004, 09:51 AM |
| Takumi: "I changed the oil in the 8-6." Takumi: "I pwned joo!" Takumi: "VVT-i ownz joo!" Takumi: "I roxors!" Ryosuke: "I like girls, sorry Iketani." |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 14 2004, 11:35 AM |
| -Scene 1- Takumi: *arrives from another race* O_O!! dad whats with all the cigarette boxes!? Bunta: Were not gonna deliver tofu anymore, now were delivering cigarettes Takumi: Are you nuts? Bunta: Maybe...  Takumi: You are nuts  Bunta: Btw..... Takumi: yes? Bunta:I have news for you Takumi: You finally gave up smoking, going to the bar and chasing me down in the ""Buntamobile"" as you call it? Bunta: No...but i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurances by switching to Geiko. Takumi: *anime fall* - Scene 2 - Takumi: grr i hate this stupid little trueno thingy that Mogi gave to me! Of to the trash can! *throws it to the trash can* *Phone rings* Takumi: *picks it up* Fujiwara Tofu Shop, how may i help you? Mogi: You will die in 7 days *hangs up* Takumi:..............*quickly retrieves the little trueno thingy Mogi gave to Takumi* ( I'll come up with more later  ) |
| Posted by: pother_hk Sep 14 2004, 11:44 AM |
| Itsuki: I'm the Drift king!!! Takumi: I recognized that my skills had improved Scene 1: Nakazato: hey, I challenge you to a downhill race in Akina, wantta? Takumi: No, your car is way too strong and big.. you can block me the whole damn way.... Scene 2: Nakazato: damn, your skills are incredible..... even driving the 8-6 you can beat me.... Takumi: Of course.. haha.. you suck bastard... I'm just way more superior than you....( continues the bragging) |
| Posted by: MAD MAX Sep 14 2004, 11:44 AM |
| Ryousuke: I'm a ricer! Keisuke: Kenta, I love you. Itsuki: Hey, I'm a bad racer after all!  Shingo: Sh*t!! Another ricer and his damn civic! I hate civics. Takumi: I want to own a tofu shop and do deliveries all the time! Nakazato: I'm a drifter! |
| Posted by: lance Sep 14 2004, 11:52 AM |
| ryosuke: wanna have sex my brother? takumi: my 86 is such a gay car bunta: i hate tofu |
| Posted by: RakeRon Sep 14 2004, 12:02 PM | ||
Um... he does. Stated in his bio he doesn't like tofu. |
| Posted by: lance Sep 14 2004, 12:03 PM |
| oh, hahaha my bad |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Sep 14 2004, 12:25 PM |
| Takumi: MY 86 is a peice of sh*t to the other cars Bunta: i suck more at driving than itsuki Itsuki: my car can beat all of yall! and im the best driver here yo.... |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 14 2004, 12:36 PM |
| - Scene 3 - Takumi: *phone rings and picks it up* Fujiwara Tofu Shop, how may i help you? Mako: Is this Takumi Fujiwara? Takumi: Yes... Mako: Meet me in the top of Mount Akagi in the Love Hotels, Ill be waiting for you in the Blue Hotel in room 86 *hangs up* Takumi:......hello? O_o....hmm..*hangs up *dad im going out tonight ok?! Bunta: You better score this time Takumi! Takumi: ~_~ *dresses up, gets in his 86 and drives off* - Scene 3(continue...) - Takumi: *walks inside the room 86* hello? anybody here? *door closes behind him* O_O Mako: your just in time....*grins* Takumi:..Mommy.. Mako: down to your knees boy! *pulls out whip* Takumi: *down on his knees* Mommy...help..anyone? Mako: hehehe *grins big* ~*5 HOURS LATER*~ *door opens* Bunta: Your late, you still need to deliver the rest of the boomshine Takumi: Ill..do it..later..*is covered in kisses, a few cuts and looks tired and all messed up*..tired....legs....arms...everything....numb..*slowly walking up the stairs to his room* Bunta:......*continues smoking cigarette* |
| Posted by: Alex Sep 14 2004, 12:49 PM |
| Bunta: "No thanks, I'm driving tonight." |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 14 2004, 01:00 PM |
| Bunta: I am God Takumi: Your just a shitty old man.... |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Sep 14 2004, 01:13 PM |
| Bunta: Keiichi Tsuchiya is your real father! Takumi: I knew it!!! |
| Posted by: Alex Sep 14 2004, 01:21 PM |
| Bunta: "Takumi, I have something to tell you." Takumi: "Crap.. you finally wrecked while lighting up and drifting." Bunta: "No you shithead I'm the best. Well, the truth is, Stuart Levy is your real father, and your real name is Tak (Takumi)." Takumi: "No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Bunta: "Oh yeah, I turned the 86 into an arcade cabinet so now we can play Arcade Stage whenever we want!!" |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 14 2004, 01:42 PM |
| Bunta: takumi.... Takumi: yes? Bunta: Your long lost brother..is..Wataru Takumi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 14 2004, 02:26 PM |
| Keisuke: say guys..... have u met my new girlfriend his name is....... well i just call papa, hes drives a benz Kenta: *sobs, starts 2 cry* NOOOOOOOOOOO !!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Sep 14 2004, 02:44 PM |
| Ryosuke: OK Project D, listen up .. i will now show you my real theory for the fastest downhill .. (*revs up FC .. then jumps off touge Thelma & Louise style*) Takumi: err .. that's not that fast |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 14 2004, 02:44 PM |
| Kenta: So, Mako are u free Friday night. |
| Posted by: Kirby Sep 14 2004, 02:46 PM |
| Takumi: Tonight I'm getting laid! |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 14 2004, 02:51 PM |
| Takumi: F**k racing, I want some poon tang damn it! Well, I guess I'll have to call Mogi. |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Sep 14 2004, 02:53 PM |
| Sudo Kyoichi (referring to his EVO III and MFS/ALS): i think im deaf now |
| Posted by: Phantom_R32 Sep 14 2004, 02:53 PM |
| Keisuke - "I just <3 LoOoVE <3 GTR's!!" Takeshi - "Rotary engines are so sexy~! <3" |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Sep 14 2004, 03:00 PM |
| Mogi: I'm pregnant .. and it's Bunta's! Takumi: that shitty old man ... |
| Posted by: Phantom_R32 Sep 14 2004, 03:06 PM |
| Kenta: "Ryyooouusskkee!! im gonna stalk you instead of Keisuke now on :-*" |
| Posted by: Kirby Sep 14 2004, 03:08 PM |
| Sudo: FR's are the kings of the mountain pass Ryosuke: No Sudo, 4WD vehicles are the Emperors of the Mountain Pass. Takumi: Itsuke you're my B*tch! Itsuki: Ok Lord Takumi, want me to get on my knees? |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 14 2004, 03:11 PM |
| Iketani: Hey, Kenji, I know we have been friends for a long time and I was wondering if we can ever be more than just friends? Kenji: I feel the same way, in fact I felt that way when we first met. *proceeds to seal the deal with a kiss* |
| Posted by: Zero ex Sep 14 2004, 03:12 PM |
| Scene 1 Bunta: Takumi dont do dugs Takumi: Why are we having this conversation? Bunta: Ive tried drugs before *flashes back* Bunta:*Sitting on a bench* Holy crap *Looking at his hands* Im real. And my Eyes are open. Takumi: What did I do to deserve this. Scene 2 Itsuki: Hey Takumi isnt it time for you drifting lesson Takumi: Nawww we need to do something for the normal manga readers *Thinks* Would normal manga readers read this manga? Itsuki: Why Takumi: I dont know. How about we call this Bunta's tofu cooking lesson. Bunta: WTF Iketani: No not your dads cooking Bunta: Whats that supposed to mean Iketani: How about Itsuki Sesei's guied to buying a 85 Itsuki: HEY what did I do to you **to be continued** |
| Posted by: xkhol Sep 14 2004, 03:16 PM | ||
takumi would say, that shitty old man lolz  she seems to like older men |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 14 2004, 03:26 PM |
| - Scene 4 - Itsuki: I am the greatest drifter of all time!!!! MWUAHAHA!!! Takumi:...right.... Mako: Wanna have ""fun""? Takumi: Sure Kyoko: Can I join? Takumi: I though you are dedicated to Keisuke only? Kyoko: hes an idiot and i hate him! Takumi: ok you can join Mogi: what about me? Takumi: yeah you too >_> Sakuya: And me? Takumi: yeah Mako: And we are off to Takumis bedroom!! Takumi: Im gonna get killed ~_~ EDIT: Temporary Banner for now..until i get the other one - Scene 5 - *A race is going on* Keisuke: He cant do!! its too difficult!! *The Mecha tuned 86 jumps of a bridge twisting in a corkscrew technique with the slow motion camera scene and the Dukes of Hazzard theme song playing in the background* Keisuke: he wont make it!! *The 86 makes the land perfectly taking the finish line and beating the R 34* Ryosuke: hmm, this has proven my theory wrong.... Kai: he beat my jump ~_~ Bunta: shitty young boy.... Keisuke: he still didnt make it!! Itsuki: IF YOU SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL WHAT THE IGSTER!!!!.....*raises an eyebrown* Its...cookin. Iketani: I will kill myself. Shingo: *big stinky fart* Takeshi: I AM THE SPEED KING!!! admire my new Calsonic R 34 Skyline GTR!! MWUAHAHAHA!!!!! |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 14 2004, 03:39 PM |
| bunta: takumi ur adopted |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 14 2004, 03:43 PM | ||
takumi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: sideways Sep 14 2004, 03:47 PM |
| Some of this stuff is just dumb |
| Posted by: krazyndn411 Sep 14 2004, 05:25 PM | ||
itsuki would say that! Mogi: No, i never slept with him! |
| Posted by: xkhol Sep 14 2004, 05:31 PM |
| Bunta: Takumi, i am your mother.... |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 14 2004, 08:01 PM |
| Bunta: Takumi, I have a confession to make. Takumi: What is it dad? Bunta: I have been dating your boss for the pass two years. |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 14 2004, 08:28 PM |
| Bunta: Smoke Takumi:........... Bunta: Smoke and etc |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 14 2004, 08:39 PM |
| Scenario: Mogi and Takumi just did it and Mogi walks out of Takumi's room and sees bunta Mogi: Dad? Bunta: What the hell are u doing here? Takumi: What is going on here? Bunta: Takumi allow me to introduce u to ur half sister. |
| Posted by: RakeRon Sep 14 2004, 08:56 PM | ||||
Between these two I feel as if I might be having an anurism(sp?).  |
| Posted by: sideways Sep 14 2004, 09:04 PM |
| Rousuke: Keisuke wanna help me install these neon lights onto the fc? Ryousuke: Takumi, i know we used a carbonfiber hood to reduce the weight- but now i think we should just remove the hood all together Shingo: Cant we all just get along? *Kenji and Iketani swap parts: Making a one-via for Kenji, and a sil80 for iketani* Scene: *Takumi finds secret meth' lab inside the house* Takumi: Dad?! Bunta: You think i got that engine selling tofu?! |
| Posted by: gt[R]86 Sep 14 2004, 09:08 PM |
| takumi says to dad: dad...heres the truth i masterbate to you i hope you do to me :-D |
| Posted by: Knee Grow Sep 14 2004, 10:13 PM |
| Iggy (Itsuki): Takumi......do you think Mogi would be intereated in a threesome? Takumi:..............hmmmmmmmm. |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 14 2004, 10:52 PM |
| Itsuki: Give me 2 weeks and I'll nail Kazumi. Kenji: Ohh yeah, give me 2 hrs and I'll nail her brother. |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 15 2004, 03:50 AM |
| Takumi : Lets go to party !! Party !! |
| Posted by: snowblind Sep 15 2004, 08:14 AM |
| Ryosuke: wow, i didnt see that coming. keisuke: its ok, im not mad. takumi: AWSOME!!!! itsuke: **silence** or anything smart |
| Posted by: pother_hk Sep 15 2004, 11:15 AM |
| Mogi: I was only hanging out with my pops... Takumi: really, which one? Mogi: I mean my real father!!!! you @$@%#^@$#^ Takumi: .......... Another one: Itsuki: Yes, I got Kazumi as my girlfriend Iketani: didn't we say "lonely" drivers don't need a girl Ituski: I have to turn my back on you this time.... Iketani:.... (damn... should I just get Mako back then) |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 15 2004, 11:47 AM |
| Kenta : Your driving skills sucks , Iketani |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Sep 15 2004, 12:44 PM |
| Itsuki: (stops crying) Kenji: "Hey guys, guess what!!!" Iketani, Itsuki, and Takumi: "What????" Kenki: "I got a job" Nakazato: "No one can beat my rotary engine!!!!" Shingo: "Civic's suck!!!" Mogi: "Takumi, I have to tell you something" Takumi: "What is it?" Mogi: "I pregnant" Takumi: "WTF???" Mogi: "and... its not your baby. I have been sleeping with Ryosuke" |
| Posted by: humbug23 Sep 16 2004, 08:15 AM |
| think the 'Initial D umb' picture would fit perfectly in this thread...anyone remember it? |
| Posted by: Phantom_R32 Sep 16 2004, 08:18 AM |
| Shingo: "Honda's B16A is a peice of crap its the most worthless piece of metal in Gunma" |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 16 2004, 08:52 AM |
| Bunta: D'oh! Takumi: Eat my shorts! Itsuki: HA HA! |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 16 2004, 11:44 AM |
| Mogi: I bet I have a bigger penis then u do Takumi. |
| Posted by: pother_hk Sep 16 2004, 11:59 AM |
| Takumi: Iketani- senpai, you alright... you look real sick Iketani: I'm alright, it's just that your drifts are so good that it amuse me. In fact, I was so amused that my face started to turn green and pale... |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 16 2004, 12:20 PM |
| Itsuki: i am the drift king |
| Posted by: thewird Sep 16 2004, 01:18 PM | ||
Now thats just wrong. thewird |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 16 2004, 01:52 PM |
| Wataru: My Supercharger sucks Takumi: Dad i hate you! Bunta: hate you too... *Both Bunta and Takumi begin fighting* Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Mako: i hate him! hes never good at relationships! Iketani: WHAT!!? *rips Makos clothes off* Mako: You A$$h*le!! *hits Iketani with a chair* Crowd: Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Sep 16 2004, 02:47 PM |
| Ryosuke: Thats it, i am tired of drifting. I am getting a mini van" |
| Posted by: APX Sep 16 2004, 04:23 PM |
| Shingo:....I'm gay Bunta: I feel like doing something different tonight..... LETS GO SURFING DUDE, HANG TEN WITH ALL MY HOMIES. THEN LETS SMOKE SOME BLUNTS WITH ALL DA BYOTCHES...EVEN MOGI! |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 16 2004, 04:26 PM |
| Bunta: iv been smokin for so long, and havnt died yet..... myb i should quit, its a sign that God wants me to live or Bunta: iv been smokin for so long, and havnt died yet......... iv beat cancer |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 16 2004, 04:29 PM |
| Bunta: Hey takumi, on ur way back from who ever u are racing, would u stop by the store and get me some nicotine patches or the gum if they have any. |
| Posted by: Alex Sep 16 2004, 04:35 PM |
| Nakazato: Listen Shingo, I'm sorry. How 'bout we go out for some shakes tonight? On me. Shingo: Aww! Nakazato you're so sweet! |
| Posted by: Bubs Sep 16 2004, 04:41 PM |
| Nakazato: I just won a race, no dents, either. Nakazato: My R32 sucks, I want a Benz. Kesiuke: I traded that crappy FD in for a Mini Cooper. (Mini was on 2nd stage) Takumi shoots Itsuki with a shotgun, and then proceeds to order a hoagie. Iketani- to his boss: This is my two weeks notice. |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 16 2004, 04:48 PM |
| Kenji: Score!!!!! I just got a date with Sayuki. Kazumi: Itsuki, wanna do it in ur 85 Itsuki: No, I'd rather drop u off at ur aunt's Itsuki: You guys!! You guys!! Iketani: What? Itsuki: I just beat keisuke on akagi. Shingo: Allow me to say that this is my last gumtape death match. |
| Posted by: APX Sep 16 2004, 04:53 PM |
| Takumi: Mogi.. Mogi: yeah?? Takumi: shall we shag now or shag later?? Mogi:what? Takumi: do i make you horny baby?? GRRRR Mogi: shut up... *in a low voice* and yeah, we shall shag later, because you hairy like animal! |
| Posted by: Zero ex Sep 16 2004, 05:31 PM |
| Takumi: *Driving in his 86* Kenta:*Appears from the back of the 86* Hello takumi Takumi: Mommy *A few hours later at Takumis house* Bunta:*Smoking* Did you score Takumi: I feel so violated Bunta: Oh yeah some guy named Kneta called he said he wants to meet you again. Takumi: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *Runs out of the house* Bunta:*Still Smokes his cigarete* |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 17 2004, 07:07 AM |
| Kenta: O_ oh my god! ITs Keisukes FD! Kyoko: HEy that FD is mine! Kenta: No its mine! KYoko: Mine!! *they both begin to fight* Keisukes FD3S:....weirdos >_> Ryosukes FC3S: thats what you get for having a big butt.... Keisukes FD3S: at least mine aint big like that Er34. ER34: HEy i heard that!! Cappuccino: Dudes.....stfu ~_~ Takumis 86: Yeah this is getting annoying ~_~ Itsukis 85 Levin: Oh what are you complaining!? Your butt smells like tofu!! Takumis 86: At least i dont run like a turtle  Itsukis 85 Levin: HEY!!! Sil-80: boys...they will never learn.... Supercharged 86 Levin: Where the hell did you come from O_o Cappuccino: i said...STFU!!!!!! GC8V: *smoking a cigarette....somehow*...hmm...*smokes everyone in a cloud of fart using the muffler or knowed as the "fart can"* Everyone: EEEEEEEW!!!!! |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 17 2004, 07:44 AM |
| Takumi : enough FRs now , let drive a MR car .... Bunta : I dont like the WRX , lets buy a Lamborgini Murcielago ... |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Sep 17 2004, 08:08 AM |
| Ryosuke: "Guess what Keisuke, I traded my FC for a Ford Mustang" Keisuke: " A mustang, what the hell are you thinking, I got a Lotus Elise" Kenta: " I beat you all, my Peugot 206" Ryosuke: "STFU French car fag" Takumi: "Dad can I sell the Hachi-Roku to buy myself a Rolex?" Bunta: " So what happened to the Timex I gave you for X-mas?" Ryosuke: "You got a Timex for X-mas. Dude you sure are poor." Iketani: "What the hell are you doing here???" Ryosuke: "Me, what are you doing here???" (start fighting) Random guy in the background holds up a sign that says :"Ryosuke 3:16" Bunta: "We are selling the Tofu shop. Were opening a McDonalds" Takumi: "And what the happened to the KFC plan???" Bunta: (Lights up cigarret and coughs) "Holy Sh*t, my lungs. Why am I coughing blood?" Takumi: "Serves you right for smoking all the time" Nelson: "HA, HA. You got cancer" Kenta and Keisuke: "We are going to make a amateur gay porn video." |
| Posted by: snowblind Sep 17 2004, 12:42 PM |
| NELSON!!!?!?!?!? thats pretty funny dude. |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 17 2004, 03:30 PM |
| Takumi: KA-ME-HA-ME-HA!!!!!!! Keisuke: I am the great Prince Keisuke!!! |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 17 2004, 03:44 PM |
| kenta : hey keisuke wanna come 2 a rav party wit me....... its all men keisuke: sure why not |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 18 2004, 06:47 AM |
| Bunta : Takumi , I have somethin to tell , you have a twin brother |
| Posted by: BiBi Sep 18 2004, 06:50 AM |
| lol some funny lines in here |
| Posted by: Black Tigers Sep 18 2004, 07:33 AM |
| yes some r good but some r jus stupid!!! |
| Posted by: SuperMazdaKart Sep 18 2004, 07:47 AM |
| Takumi: Hey dad, you want to go out to order some tofu? |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 18 2004, 05:37 PM |
| Mogi: Takumi, did u know that I am still a virgin. Sayuki: hey Nakazato, would u like to touch my breast Nakazato: No. |
| Posted by: ExiL3 Sep 18 2004, 06:01 PM |
| Takumi: Natsuki lets a have a 3some with sayuki? Natsuki: umm that will be 3000$ plz |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 19 2004, 05:24 AM |
| Takumi to Itsuki : I am going to test the 86 with the new settings . Care to go for a run ? |
| Posted by: Instant-Noodlez Sep 19 2004, 07:38 AM |
| Nakazato to Shingo: lets be friends |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 19 2004, 08:20 AM |
| Ryosuke: I am not the smartest man in the world...Takumi is. Takumi:Correctly Ryosuke and now students lets look at the chalkboard shall we *starts writting in the chalkboard with a chalk* E=mc2....but also if you subtract the the square root of 5 then muliply it 50 times with the number 7 then the result should be then subtracted 8 times. Of course by them you will have to divide these numbers and cancel these other two numbers. By now you have to find the perpendicular of this angle which its 90 degrees and also then add it all to your results which the result is non other than 5....have you all been with me so far? Well then lets start with US history shall? *puts on reading glasses and clears up throat* In 1816 James Monroe, A Virginia Republican, was elected President over New York Federal Rufus King. On a national goodwill tour, the new President promoted a spirit of unity everywhere he went. His warm reception by cheering crowds..... *In another place* Itsuki: AAAH!!! please dont kill me!!! Keisuke: *in a mafia voice* I offered you some protection, but you refused my offer...*slowly pops his neck* Boys...show him the trunk. Wataru & Nakazoto: yes boss Itsuki: AAAAAAH!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!! *they tie up Itsuki into the back of the 85 LEvin. After that they push the 85 LEvin down the mountain where it burst into flames* *In another another place* Sakuyi: *has her boobs on Nakazotos face* Nakazoto: I...cant...breathe..... Sakuyi: Aw come on, you know you like them ~_^ Nakazoto: yes but im gonna sufficate! *Somewhere in saitama* Kazumi: *is with her ex boyfriend* Oh this sooo wonderful my love guy: I know Kazumi my love...wanna go for another round? Kazumi: YES!!! *itsuki comes in all burned up and injured badly but still standing* Itsuki: there aint gonna be no other round.... Kazumi: ITsuki!! um! UM! ...>_>....its not what you think!!Itsuki: You betray me you b*tch...and now..im gonna introduce you to someone special... Kazumi: Who? Itsuki: *pulls out a machine gun* SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!!! *pulls the trigger and bullets fly as he shoots both KAzumi and the guy even though they are dead* Itsuki:.....*pulls out a chainsaw.....and cuts them into pieces then burns the whole hotel and dissapears into the night* |
| Posted by: krazyndn411 Sep 19 2004, 09:04 AM |
| you have been watching too much Godfather ^ |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 19 2004, 09:07 AM |
| I never did watch Godfather or Scarface....o.o; |
| Posted by: ========== Sep 19 2004, 09:11 AM |
| BUNTA: FEEL THA WRATH OF MY GEO METRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! takumi: dad, thats a pinto........... |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 19 2004, 09:13 AM | ||
lmao! Anyway ill come up with more sooner or later |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 19 2004, 12:21 PM |
| Takumi : Dad , did you ever drink whisky ? Bunta : Yeah ... *watching TV try to ignore Takumi* Takumi : I dont see any whiskys bottles here ... Bunta : Stop bothering me ... or I will smoke up your 86 keys |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 19 2004, 01:07 PM |
| Takumi: Hey dad, ur wrx is really nice! Bunta: Really, I had to pimp ur girlfriend to pay for it. Takumi: What!!!! Bunta: Did u really think that I just sold tofu? Man, I'll tell ya, pimpin ain't easy! |
| Posted by: Psycho Sep 19 2004, 01:27 PM |
| *start of Initial D First Stage* Itsuki: Takumi! You don't know shit about drift techniques so don't interrupt and *carries on* Takumi: Itsuki, I try and be modest and humble. Takumi: BUT I KNOW MORE THAN YOU Takumi: SO SHUT THE F*** UP Itsuki: Dude, takumi, that was the SHIT! Takumi: ... Itsuki: If I was living at my parent's house, I'd be grounded FOR SURE! Takumi: Itsuki, the basement is still part of the f***ing house. Keisuke: When I was little, I used to scrape all the cream off the oreos, roll it into a ball and put it in the freezer. Keisuke: After two bites, I used to pass out... Matsumoto: Ryosuke, what's the next task Project D must complete? Ryosuke *dark and ominous*: It is time, my loyal subjects, for me to carry out my annual VIRGIN SACRIFICE! Keisuke *horrified*: Aniki, you're committing suicide??? Iketani: I LIKE BIG BUTTS I CANNOT LIE! (P.S, sorry mako!) |
| Posted by: Blue Crest Sep 19 2004, 02:01 PM |
| Bunta:"Have i ever opened my eyes before?" |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 19 2004, 02:04 PM |
| Bunta : Here is your last lesson , Takumi. Try drifting with your eyes closed ... |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Sep 19 2004, 04:58 PM |
| *in tofu shop* Bunta: takumi.. Takumi: what.. Bunta: i just quit smoking Takumi: what?!.... Bunta: *eyes OPEN* takumi: omg......u u.....U.... Bunta: yea... Takumi: *turns around* *laughs* *turns back* *faint* |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 19 2004, 05:15 PM |
| Kenta: do u think Keisuke will know if i start hittin on him??? Ryosuke: prob not, he didnt no i was hittin on him  |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 19 2004, 06:55 PM |
| Keisuke: Kenta, would u like to go out with me sometime? Kenta: NO!!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: DrEVOIII Sep 19 2004, 07:20 PM |
| *Someone challenges Takumi* Takumi: Nah, you already lost, I have already read this part in the manga. |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Sep 19 2004, 07:25 PM |
| Sayuki: Nakazato, I must tell you something. Nakazato: What is it? Sayuki: They are fake. Takumi: Hey dad, can we buy a Civic. Bunta: What the hell. So you wanna be another poser like that Shingo dude.? Shingo: STFU old man. I traded my Civic for a real Poser car. A CRX. |
| Posted by: Alex Sep 19 2004, 07:44 PM |
| Bunta: I've got something to ask you. Takumi: Well what the hell is it? Bunta: um..does that Mogi have any friends she can introduce me to?  Takumi: Whaatt??? You shitty old pervert!! Itsuki*from the room behind them*: DAAAMMNNNN MOGI! YOU NEVER TOLD ME THEY WERE THAT BIG! |
| Posted by: gt[R]86 Sep 19 2004, 08:12 PM | ||
HAHAHAHAHA lmao nice |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 20 2004, 10:30 AM |
| Kenta : Hold me tight , Keisuke ! |
| Posted by: krazyndn411 Sep 20 2004, 06:44 PM | ||
he would say that.... |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 21 2004, 09:59 AM |
| Kenta : Can I drive your FD , Keisuke ? I want to drive the car of a Project D Ace. Keisuke : Hands off , Kenta ... My heart is already taken ..... |
| Posted by: Gant Sep 21 2004, 06:39 PM |
| bunta: i lost |
| Posted by: APX Sep 21 2004, 08:11 PM |
| Sayuki: mmm, mako sure does have a nice ass *thinks* should i hit that?? |
| Posted by: krazyndn411 Sep 21 2004, 09:09 PM |
| *looks at Sayuki* Takumi: I'd hit it! --------------------------- Takumi: Dat Mogi was a fine ass ho! |
| Posted by: spinnee Sep 21 2004, 09:19 PM |
| Takumi to Natsuki: I like you. Natsuki to Takumi: Go away! You have the 'tofu' smell! Takumi : |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 22 2004, 03:49 AM |
| Iketani : Mako , I miss you . Please come back to me |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 22 2004, 05:20 AM |
| Takumi: *eyes close and smoking* =_= what are you looking at? |
| Posted by: snowblind Sep 22 2004, 08:26 AM |
| bunta: what's wrong with my eyes? morpheus: you've never used them before.... |
| Posted by: Slade Sep 23 2004, 01:11 PM |
| One Night on Mt. Akina,Ryousuke has a big announcement for Project D Ryousuke:Weve Beaten Everybody in Japan Takumi:Ah yeah baby Ryousuke:Hey Takumi can I deliver the Tofu for you from now on Takumi:Whaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!! can I ask why? Ryousuke:Well its been my life long dream to deliver Tofu while driving through Mt.Akina Takumi:*falls over* Keisuke:Wahhhhhhhh then that means the D in Project D stand for.... Ryousuke:Yes thats right brother PROJECT DELIVERY Keisuke:Nnnnoooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Later that night at the TofuShop,Kenji, Iketani and Takumi are kicking back after the announcement from Ryousuke Takumi:Well this night cant get anyworse Ikentani:Well at least Ryousuke switched cars with you Takumi so your not a complete loss *switches to scene of Ryousuke driving down Mt.Akina shouting "yeah I deliver Tofu Now whooo hooo"* Kenji:I wonder where Itsuki is,he woulda been shocked to hear that announcement *hear tires screeching out front* *Itsuki busts open the door* Itsuki:Hey Guys I just scored with Mako and now my drifting skills are way better than Takumi's Iketani:Whaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!! Kenji:From now on Iketani lets swear off women Iketani:I agree *35 years lata in a Mansion watching a tickertape* Iketani:Well I do say Kenji it looks like we made another 500 Million Dollars Kenji:Well its a good thing we swore off women so we could accumulate this vast amount of wealth Iketani:Well you watch the Ticker,Im goinga go microwave a bagel and have sex with it Kenji:Butters in the Fridge Thank u FAMILY GUY |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 23 2004, 02:18 PM |
| *Another Godfather idea* ~* All of team Emperor where in a meeting until a suspiccious Black R 32 GTR slowly drives by followed by a GC8V*~ Emperors: huh!? ~*The windows roll down only to reveal but a rapid fire of bullets mowing down the whole Team Emperor and annialating their cars into shredded cheese*~ Takumi:...hmph, that takes care of them. Ryosuke: Next is rev duo....Nakazoto...drives us there. Nakazoto: Yes boss. |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 23 2004, 04:09 PM |
| Itsuki: SCREW U TAKUMI!!!!! I sold my POS 85 and now want to be like ur dad and get a GC8V. |
| Posted by: APX Sep 23 2004, 08:27 PM |
| *Bunta opens his eyes and looks at Takumi* White Power! *Takumi's head explodes* *soundeffect* YOUR HEAD A SPLODE thank you Chappels show and Home star runner. |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 24 2004, 08:09 AM |
| Takumi : I want some tofu , dad ... Itsuki : maybe workin at the gasstation isnt a good idea |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Sep 24 2004, 11:34 AM |
| Morpheus: Welcome...to the Matrix Takumi: No my friend..Welcome...to Initial D Ryosuke: No..Welcome...to Project D Bunta: No...your all wrong.....Welcome...to Fujiwaras Tofu Shop Demon86Trueno: Your all wrong....Welcome..to Initial D World Forums.... |
| Posted by: krazyndn411 Sep 24 2004, 02:40 PM | ||
u need to get off whatever you are smoking... |
| Posted by: aznpride Sep 24 2004, 03:03 PM |
| *at the barber shop* Kenta: im hear 4 a haircut Barber: how would u like ur hair cut?? Kenta: *Shows pic of Keisuke* this is how id like ma hair done Barber: ok........ |
| Posted by: Zero ex Sep 24 2004, 08:25 PM |
| *Natsuki is getting undressed* *Takumi is looking through the window* Itsuki: I wanna see takumi Takumi: Shut up shell hear us *Natsuki sees takumi* Natsuki: Get the hell away from my house or Ill call the cops Takumi: Oh crap *Iketani and Kenji rise from the bushes and run* *Ryosuke and Keisuke pop up from behind the car and run* *Nakazato and Shingo are running away* Kyochi: Start the EVO Seji Shes seen us *Dives through the Evo's window and the Evo drives away* Natsuki: |
| Posted by: APX Sep 24 2004, 08:37 PM |
| Bunta: I have aids |
| Posted by: MAFD Sep 24 2004, 08:48 PM | ||
rofl thats one of the funnier ones |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 25 2004, 12:13 AM |
| Kenta : Keisuke sucks at driftin ... Keisuke : Bro ! Ryosuke : You FIRED , Kenta ! Takumi : Someone gots champagne .... damn , have to think of news ... cuz those arent funny |
| Posted by: Burlap_Sack Sep 25 2004, 05:15 AM |
| Mogi: I have somehting to tell you Takumi: What's that? Mogi: I'm a maaaaaan!!!!!! Takumi: (screams like a little girl) |
| Posted by: fujiwara.tofu Sep 25 2004, 04:08 PM |
| Takumi: I want to start doing the uphill Keisuke: I want to start doing the downhill Ryosuke: Fumihiro will do the uphill from now on in my FC. Fumihiro: I'm the secret weapon B*tches! Kenta: Does this mean I can do the downhill in the 86? (All): NO! |
| Posted by: APX Sep 25 2004, 05:43 PM |
| Takumi: Mogi? Mogi: Yeah Takumi: I'M GGGGGAAAAAAYYYYYY Mogi:*screams like a man* |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Sep 25 2004, 05:59 PM |
| *in ae86* Takumi: now look itsuki, this techique is call....O_O Itsuki: look takumi!, i open the door and im flying *suddenly falls out of the door* Takumi: finally, i was hoping he would die Itsuki: *dead.........* Takumi: wow....his head is crack |
| Posted by: APX Sep 25 2004, 06:04 PM |
| Takumi: I OWN TOKYO POP! everybody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, HOW COULD YOU!!!!! Takumi: THE MONEY.... B*tchES |
| Posted by: Bubs Sep 25 2004, 06:13 PM |
| *Kesiuke drives up in a yellow 8-5* *Ryosuke* What the hell? *Kesiuke* I got an 8-6! A shop sold it to me for cheap! *Manager* I am worried about something, start up the engine, Kesiuke *Kesiuke starts the 8-5, and it sounds horrible* *Manager* I am afraid of something, pop the hood, Kesiuke *Manager(forgot his name) looks under the hood* This is not an 8-6. It is a 8-5. ... ... *Ryosuke starts laughing, Kyochi pulls up from nowhere and starts laughing, Shingo and Nakazato, just back from a hot date, start laughing. *Kesiuke starts crying, and runs away from the gas station* *Takumi* Hey, Kesiuke!!! |
| Posted by: gian7675 Sep 25 2004, 10:32 PM |
| Girl fans at Mt Akina's Gallery: Eeek! Ryosuke! we love you! Eeek! eeek! Ryosuke(turns around, smiles and waves at them) : Oh my gosh! My fandom is screaming for me! I love you all!You want my autogtraph? |
| Posted by: tUrB0 Sep 26 2004, 02:16 AM |
| Takumi: AAAAAAAAH Itsuki:what the hells your problem Takumi?! you'll distract Iketani-senpai Iketani:it cant be helped evryone is scared when riding with a racer. next, hairpin in second gear! Takumi: OH GOD IKETANI YOU SUCK AT DRIVING I WANNA GO HOME AND DELIVER TOFU! AAAAH! Iketani: this, kids, is the way to perform a perfect skidding crash! * jams on gas, and turns the wheel to its fullest* Takumi&Itsuki: DEAR GOD!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: ______________ Sep 26 2004, 02:35 AM |
| The creator of ID: This anime is crap. I'll be cancelling it. |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 26 2004, 10:35 AM |
| Takumi : How will dad react if I say I wanna do the delivery without his old papercup ? |
| Posted by: APX Sep 26 2004, 11:54 AM |
| Bunta: you know what? Takumi: what? Bunta: I quit, this show sucks |
| Posted by: ========== Sep 26 2004, 07:02 PM |
| 1 Bunta: takumi i have been secretly training itsuki and i gave him the wrx too....he has exceeded me............. takumi:*puts gun to his head and pulls trigger* 2 ryosuke:*drifting down akagi, surprised by a GEO!* who the heck is that hes pulling away from me NOOOO..........its ITSUKI!!!!!!!! itsuki:*smoking weed and drifting with his eyes closed beating ryosuke*: man,.....buntas weed training is paying off.........i can see everything slowly |
| Posted by: APX Sep 26 2004, 07:18 PM |
| Takumi: I love watching Queer Eye for The Straight Guy Bunta: so do I Takumi: Wha.... |
| Posted by: Kin Sep 26 2004, 10:42 PM |
| Itsuki: The 86 is so outdated, I don't know how anybody can win with it versus the modern cars of today. It's just a box on 4 wheels. Bunta: These kids today are so fast compared to like it was in my day. |
| Posted by: Burlap_Sack Sep 26 2004, 10:51 PM |
| Bunta: That's it, I'm off the hooch. |
| Posted by: GAARA Sep 26 2004, 11:03 PM |
| Kenta is crying Keisuke: What's wrong? Kenta: I don't wanna talk about it. Keisuke: Why not? Kenta: Because u will look a me the wrong way. Keisuke: No I won't, I promise. Kenta: Ok, I was raped by mako and sayuki. |
| Posted by: APX Sep 27 2004, 08:42 PM |
| ^--- *Keisuke gives him a weird look* Damn, you really are the B*tch! |
| Posted by: t0k3r Sep 27 2004, 09:57 PM |
| Takumi:Dad ,What did i get for chrismas *Bunta grabs Takumi by the shirt* Bunta:A carton of cigs,Smoke up Takumi!!! Natsuki:WTF,Why are you smoking Takumi???   Takumi:ah .. ah.. ah..Itsuki, Here ya go.  Itsuki:What the hell do you want me to do with these?? Takumi:ummm.....you smoke em. Itsuki:Oh you got a light????  |
| Posted by: haspieuw Sep 28 2004, 07:00 AM |
| Takumi : How about a trade , dad . Your WRX for my 86 ... |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 2 2004, 11:59 AM |
| Bunta: That 86 is a peice of shit. Awww, now heres a car. Takumi u will now be doing tofu deliveries in Itsuki's 85. |
| Posted by: haspieuw Oct 3 2004, 10:47 AM |
| matsumoto : the 86 is crashed ... should we do now , ryosuke ryosuke : we have no choice ... lets use the support van |
| Posted by: denverlicious Oct 3 2004, 10:59 AM |
| mogi: i'm a virgin |
| Posted by: Zero ex Oct 3 2004, 11:49 AM |
| Bunta: Takumi I am your father Takumi: No you cant be my father Bunta: *Slaps the back of takumis head* Now go deliver the tofu Scene 2 Bunta:*Reads the warning that cigarets are bad* Holy crap these things are bad I thought they were good for you I thought they had Vitaman C and Calcium and all that other good stuff* |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 3 2004, 12:02 PM |
| Mogi: Takumi, I have been cheating on u. Takumi: WHAT!!!!!!!!, With who? Mogi: With Mako. Iketani: What the hell, Mako!!!!!! Mako: What, Mogi looks good, especially in her school girl uniform. I couldn't help it. Iketani: Oh well, I should come clean too. Mako: What the hell are u talking about? Iketani: Remember those nights where u called and I wasn't home? Well I have been dating Keisuke. Kenta: Keisuke, WHY??????? Keisuke: He drives an s13, how could I resist. |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Oct 3 2004, 12:39 PM |
| *somewhere in this restuarant where mogi works* Takumi: dad what are u doing..... Bunta: what huh.... smoking.... Takumi: you cant smoke in here...READ THE SIGN! Bunta: so..... takumi: SO???????! u mother ...F**KER bunta: U *beeeep* Mogi: mr. takumi's dad..... plz dont smoke.... bunta: huh? *drools* uh....ok.....can u walk me outside...im to old to walk and lets do something nasty! mogi: OK! takumi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Oct 4 2004, 06:13 PM |
| Mogi: Where the heck is Takumi!? *in mount akina driving away from Mogi* Takumi: *singing* Ill be drifting around the mountain when she comes, Ill be drifting around the mountain when she comes, Ill be driftingaround the mountain, Ill be drifting around the mountain, Ill be drifting around the mountain when she comes!... Scene 2 Mogi: Excuse me but wheres Takumi? Keisuke: hes racing now against the Ek9 Mogi: Ek9?? Keisuke: Honda Civic Type R b*tch Mogi: *In the race* Takumi: *Has his headlights off while singing* Ill be running over the weasels when they come, Ill be running over the weasels when they come, Ill be running over the weasels, Ill be running over the weasels, Ill be running over the weasels when they come!*IN the middle of this song Takumi has ran over 20 weasels* Scene 3 Takumi: *driving 86 and cant see cuz of the cloud of smoke left by Bunta* Bunta: *singing while smoking a cigarette with windows down* Ill be smoking my son around the mountain when he comes, Ill be smoking my son around the mountain when he comes, Ill be smoking him around the mountain, Ill be smoking him around the mountain, Ill be smoking my son around the mountain when he...IM HAVING A HEART ATTACK!!!! O_O |
| Posted by: APX Oct 4 2004, 07:39 PM |
| Kenta: I like eating hotdogs instead of pie |
| Posted by: Zero ex Oct 4 2004, 07:54 PM |
| Takumi: mmmmmmmmmmm pie Itsuki: what are you talkin about Takumi: pie is gooooooooooooooood |
| Posted by: APX Oct 4 2004, 08:03 PM |
| *Kenta pokes Takumi* Can i taste your hotdog?? |
| Posted by: Zero ex Oct 4 2004, 08:06 PM |
| ^---- Takumi: you can have it. I wanna eat pie instead |
| Posted by: APX Oct 4 2004, 08:07 PM |
| ^--- Mogi: you can't have my pie! Mako: me neither Sayuki:me too |
| Posted by: Bubs Oct 5 2004, 03:21 AM |
| Episode 1: After making the challenge to the SpeedStars, Kesiuke tries to do the 180 turn-around things, but crashes into the wall, all of the other cars slam into him. Episode 4: Kenji races and beats Kesiuke Episode 16: Takumi: I will send that EG6 to the junkyard! Takumi smirks as he rams Shingo, who slams through a guard rail, off the mountain. Shingo rams Takumi off the side of the mountain, but Takumi's fall is cushioned when he lands in a pile of FR cars. And a cool race: Takumi in the "Pathetic light truck" vrs Mako in that little red car. |
| Posted by: haspieuw Oct 5 2004, 08:27 AM |
| Takumi : dad , how about we train together |
| Posted by: APX Oct 5 2004, 10:04 AM |
| ^--- Bunta: how about you shut the hell up. |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 5 2004, 10:06 AM |
| ^_ _ _ Itsuki: Banzai, Takumi got served. |
| Posted by: APX Oct 5 2004, 10:22 AM |
| ^---- Bunta: WHERE THE HELL DID YOU POP UP FROM?!!! *SMACKS ITSUKI'S HEAD* |
| Posted by: r26 Oct 5 2004, 02:46 PM |
| Takumi: Dad, I sold the 86. I was so slow. I bought a Geo Metro. -------------------------------------------------- Bunta: I wrecked into the side of the mountain. -------------------------------------------------- Itsuki: I just got one of those new V-8 imports. SS Camero. -------------------------------------------------- Shingo: I know I'm faster than Takumi, he just got lucky. -------------------------------------------------- Takumi: I drive to fast. I should slow down. -------------------------------------------------- Mogi: Takumi, I decided to marry the Benz guy. -------------------------------------------------- I'm done |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 5 2004, 07:14 PM |
| scene 1: Bunta and Yuichi are in the Tofu shop, and they turn on the TV Bunta: Hey Yuichi, look. Cops is on. Yuichi: Bad boys, bad boys, whatcha gona do...... Bunta: You are such a dork. Announcer: In this episode, Street racing and the criminals that do it. *Camara focuses on Ryosuke, Takumi and Keisuke* Bunta and Yuichi: WTF???? * Ryosuke is being stipped searched. Keisuke is in the cop car. Takumi is getting beat up because of resisting arrest. Scene 2: In the Jail house. Cop: Ok takahashi brothers, your daddy has payed the bond. You can go. Ryosuke: so we are out. And how about Takumi. Cop: His father said to leave him there for a day or two so he can learn a lesson. Keisuke: And a question out of the blue.... Who is going to be his cell mate. Cop: Well we arrested this drag queen in a S14 for speeding. So... Kenta: No..... I want to be with Keisuke..... Cop: Al right Fujiwara, dont drop the soap. Takumi: I am screwed. Kenta: Since I dont have Keisuke to mess around with... *Looks at takumi* Takumi: Get me out of here!!!!!! Kenta: HUMP ATTACK. |
| Posted by: Zero ex Oct 5 2004, 10:41 PM |
| ^--- Takumi: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO STOP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHY ME *Hours later* Kenta:*Smokes a cigarete* Takumi: I feel so violated. This is the most gayest moment in my life Cop: I told you not to drop the soap |
| Posted by: haspieuw Oct 6 2004, 04:39 AM |
| Takumi : Hey itsuki , lets make a double date with Mako and Sayuki before Mogi comes back from Tokyo |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 6 2004, 07:30 PM |
| This is not supposed to be funny but something wierd. Sorry, just got a urge to write about the news. Scene 1: Person on the TV: This is CBS news with Dan Rather. Covering tonight is Kogashiwa Kai. Kai: Good evening everybody, i am Kai. Today in the news, project D has won over those anoying evo ppl. Setting a course record for both the outbound and the inbound tracks. Kai: Now we go to the weather with our own Nakazato Takeshi. Nakazato: Thank you Kai. Tomorrow it will be a beautiful day to race. However we see a huge hurricane of the coast of Kualalumpur that is going to bring some rain. Kai: This is just in, there is a Hostage crisis in the Family's restaurant. We go with Daiki who is at the scene. Scene 2: Daiki: Well, as you heard from Kai there is a hostage crisis in the restaurant. Wait he is coming out. Iketani: These are my demands, I want to see Mako so she can give me what is rightfully mine. Daiki: We dont know what he is talking about but..... *BANG* OMFG, the police shot him. He is down. Thank god that guy was killed he could have made a real scene out of this. That is all Kai back to you. Scene 3: Kai: Thank you Daiki for that interesting and gruesome event. In other news, both presidential candidates. Dubya Bush and J Kerry have chosen new Vice presidential candidates. For Bush, its Itsuki. and for Kerry its Shoji Shingo. Kai: Now for sports, here is Kyoko. Kyoko: In sports, nothing happened back to you Kai: Kai: mmm... well thank you. I think. Kai: That is the news for today. See you tomorrow in the same Bat-channel at the same Bat-time. |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 7 2004, 09:08 AM |
| ^--- OMFGLMAO. that was tight babba, I thought that was so funny. |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 7 2004, 10:17 AM |
| Takumi: Dad, could u teach me about cars? Bunta: Sure, ...*just dazes off* Takumi: Dad?? Bunta: Whoa, Takumi, I can move my hands. Takumi: Dad, u hav officially smoked urself retarded. |
| Posted by: haspieuw Oct 7 2004, 10:52 AM |
| Bunta : takumi , the akina hotel has gone out of business .. lets delivery somethin else .... any ideas ? |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 7 2004, 01:22 PM |
| ^--- Takumi: here is an idea. How about you have a nice cup of STFU. |
| Posted by: SuperMazdaKart Oct 7 2004, 05:38 PM |
| i'd think it'd be real funny to see a drunken Keisuke singing the mazda theme song while driving home doing zigzagging & a matter of other reckless things. |
| Posted by: Jin Oct 7 2004, 05:40 PM |
| *Keisuke revving his RX-7 on Akagi* *moves to a shot of Keisuke drifting around Akagi's 5 hairpins* *Keisukes zooms by a kid* *the kids turns around...and whispers "zoom zoom"* |
| Posted by: DodgeShadow93 Oct 7 2004, 06:11 PM |
| Takumi: Hey Itsuki, let's go hit Akina this Saturday. Itsuki: You know Tak (Takumi) racing is not at all safe and definately against the law. And I am pretty sure that racing would keep me up past my bedtime...my mommy says that makes me cranky. |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 7 2004, 06:16 PM |
| Takumi: SHHH SHHH, did u hear that? Itsuki: Hear what? Takumi: *lets out a big fart* That!!!!!!!! Itsuki, Kenji, Iketani, Ryosuke, and Keisuke: AHAHAHAHA, LMAO. |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 7 2004, 07:40 PM |
| Scene 1: Its project D's weekend off and they are going to take a break. Ryosuke: OK everybody, DDR contest at my house. Everyone else: YAY. Shingo: Can I come too. Keisuke: Sure, but there is one condition. Shingo: What is it. Takumi: That you do the robot. *Now imagine shingo doing the robot* Scene 2: At the Takahashi brother's house. Everyone: Go Itsuki, Go Itsuki, Go Itsuki.... Go Go. Itskuki: I tell you, I am the DDR masta. *Does a spin.* Tooru: Oh, yeah, here is my super technique. The twin hand stand drif..... um, I mean flip. In the middle, Kazumi dancing in a sandwich between Ryosuke and Sudou. On a corner of the room.... sitting near a coffee table. Kai: Man we are the pimp-shizzle, my black leather jacket gets me all the ladies with the big bandonkadonks. Nakazato: No Sh*t, my GT-R and your Jacket make us the unstoppable pimp-a-styling-team. Aint that true girls. Mako, Kyoko, Sayuki and Mogi: Oh yes Grand Pimp the Kai shizzle, and super-mega-maximizle-Takeshi. Kai: All right girls, now lets hit this powder and get wasted. Nakazato: OHHH YEAH. Scene 3: Its 3 am and everyone is wasted. Keisuke and Kenta have a little talk. However each one drank more than 3 gallons of beer and 2 kg of coke. Keisuke: Man this girl is good looking. (Beer goggles. LOL) Kenta: I love you K. keisuke: I love you too. Now lets go to my room *Now imagine yaoi scene with keisuke and kenta. Scene 4: The next morning: Kenta: Wow that was a night. Keisuke: Sure it was. Crap. AHHHH |
| Posted by: Zero ex Oct 7 2004, 09:40 PM |
| ^---- Takumi: *Wakes up in a bed with mako and sayuki* Sweet. Man I need a smoke *in another room* Itsuki: I GOT LAID Mogi: Now hand me the money Itsuki: Hold on a minute *In the kitchen* Iketani: Awww man my head hurts *Sees kenji is asleep* *5 Minutes later* Kenji: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW *The whole gunma perfecture can hear kenji yelling* |
| Posted by: spinnee Oct 7 2004, 11:27 PM | ||
haaa.. i like this..... totally fit into anime's scenarios...hahaha |
| Posted by: tUrB0 Oct 9 2004, 05:05 AM |
| what would happen if all of Takumi's matches were reversed? here are some scenarios: Keisuke: Keisuke:*space out Takumi: i wouldnt lose to a driver like him 2 corners and i wont see him in my rear view again....*86's tailpipe blows fire* Keisuke:*music plays* turns quickly*. ppl at roadside:wow! he was so fast i never saw anyone as fast as that! Takumi: he caught up! how does he do it! *enter hairpin* FD uses gutter and overtakes takumi. keisuke wins. takumi: am i still having a bad dream?! ______________________________ Nakazato: Takumi:*speeds away in 86* catch up if you can Nakazato:*space....space...* *enter hairpin* GTR drifts outside 86. Takumi: fool! i wont be humiliated like that. GTR uses gutter hook and overtakes 86. 86 spins and crashes onto guardrail and explodes. Takumi: well, i guess i'll smoke outside then....... ___________________________________ Shingo: Takumi: i want to see that fool bounce off the mountain. Shingo is sweating. Takumi smirks as approaching turn. Takumi: there you are. you are finished. Shingo performs a drift and speeds up. Takumi: screw that sonofaB*tch i'll bump his balls off! CRASH! Civic is bumped and spins 5 times and 86 overtakes. Shingo: damn you f**ker i wont lose to a moron like you... Takumi*glances into rearview mirror* what?! Civic overtakes 86. Takumi:i'll end this up in a double crash! Shingo crashes into 86 before Takumi can turn the wheel. 86 is mutilated. Civic drives away. S13 comes up and iketani and kenji laugh at takumi. i could go on for ever man......  |
| Posted by: ______________ Oct 9 2004, 05:47 AM | ||
Thinking of two guys from Tokyo vs Takumi match |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 9 2004, 08:16 AM |
| no I got a better one. EVO3 vs 86 Sudou: wow this engine rocks Takumi: You will loose to my MFS *Bang Bang* |
| Posted by: Phantom_R32 Oct 9 2004, 07:57 PM |
| shingo acting gay... Shingo: "Hey Takeshi, why dont you stand close to me." Takeshi: "You f'ing homo!!!" *runs* |
| Posted by: APX Oct 9 2004, 09:36 PM |
| ^-- Shingo: Hey takeshi! you didn't run when i grabed your ass last night! |
| Posted by: fujiwara.tofu Oct 11 2004, 03:02 PM |
| Keisuke: You know, I think Takumi is better than me. A Day at the Gas Station: Itsuki and Iketani are working, 180 pulls up... Kenji: Guys! I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND! Iketani: NO way Kenji-senpai, who is it? Kenji: Your mom! Iketani: OH, DAMN!!! Itsuki: You guys suck! Manager: (laughs) |
| Posted by: Bubs Oct 11 2004, 04:50 PM |
| Ryosuke: The R32 dissapeared? It can't be! *R32 is on the inside-pushing past him* *Shows Bunta in his car, spaced out* Ryosuke: Dammit, it understeered at a critical moment! I will show you the power of the rotary engine! *Fights to control the car, and hits the wall, Bunta, not even looking, swerves around him* Takumi: INITIAAAAL D! BATTLE STAGE!!!! Nakazato walks into body shop to get his R32 *Employee* You get this one half off, because it is your 25th time here! |
| Posted by: d0ob0o Oct 11 2004, 05:18 PM |
| kenta:"I'm not gay..." |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 12 2004, 05:51 AM |
| ^.... Keisuke: I am though. |
| Posted by: NEWater Oct 12 2004, 07:18 AM |
| Bunta and Takumi finally race. *Takumi overtakes Bunta and wins* *Bunta's eyes finally open from that line and becomes Sharingo (inside Narutard joke)* Bunta: OMG j00 n00b j00 are teh cheatz0r you are teh hax0r!! |
| Posted by: haspieuw Oct 12 2004, 07:51 AM |
| Ryosuke : How about we change the drivers now ? Takumi , go drive the FD and Keisuke the 86 .... |
| Posted by: APX Oct 12 2004, 09:50 AM |
| ^--- Bunta: I'll drive the Vispa |
| Posted by: Nd4SpdSe Oct 12 2004, 05:00 PM |
| I'm scared by the large amout of homosexual material... |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 12 2004, 10:23 PM |
| ^^ well this is what the characters won't say, so I think that they won't admit to being gay(except Kenta, total rump ranger) |
| Posted by: Zero ex Oct 16 2004, 05:20 PM |
| Project D Beats another team Takumi: Man that kicked ass Keisuke: Tell me about it. Hey you wanna go see a movie Takumi: yeah Ive wanted to see that drifting anime movie Keisuke: Ok Scene 2 *Takumi and Keisuke walk out of the theature after watching a movie* Takumi: What kind of name for the main character is Tak (Takumi)? Keisuke: and what about Iggy (Itsuki). It sounds like a name you give to a frog Takumi: Man I can go for something to eat Keisuke: How bout we go to that fancy resturant by mount Usui Takumi: yeah but that place is expensive Keisuke: Ill pay Takumi: nah you already paid my for the moivie. Wait Keisuke: what Takumi: Why do i get this feeling we're on a date Keisuke: Maybe becasue we are Takumi: This is the most gayest moment in my life |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Oct 16 2004, 06:50 PM |
| *racing battle scene beginning* Takumi = vroooom! AE86 = vrooooooooom! itsuki = vrooom vroom! AE85 = vrooooooooom vrooom! *fires comes out from exhaust* *race begin* ae85 = *runs so fast out of sight* itsuki = wheeeeeeeeee! im winning! takumi = *stands out of the car and said what a loser, ready mako? mako = OK takumi = *got laid* |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Oct 16 2004, 07:00 PM |
| ^^---lmao! thats funny man |
| Posted by: GC8VSkyline Oct 16 2004, 07:11 PM |
| haha itsuki got screwed...well takumi actually. Bunta:...i lost... ....*Explodes*.... |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Oct 16 2004, 07:17 PM |
| ... whoa...bunta self destruct himself just cuz he lost..THAT would have been something. Bunta: *was beaten by his on son*.......I have lost to my own son..now I can rest in peace...*opens his eyes before he self-destruct himself along with the GC8V* *Back to Usui* Mako: You beat your father? Takumi: yep Mako: So now what? Takumi: Wanna have sex?I'll let you pick. Mako: In the back of your 86 Takumi: deal *they both run inside 86 closing the door and loking the doors then the screw themselves* ~*~*~*~*~*THE NEXT DAY~*~*~*~*~*~ Takumi: *just got laid and lost virginity* Mako: *has finally lost virginity too a much better man* |
| Posted by: GC8VSkyline Oct 16 2004, 07:23 PM |
| haha how about we add this... Natsuki:so...what did you last summer?...was racing life fun? Takumi:if you say so...*wink* Natsuki:what's that supposed to mean? Takumi:how about we go to a hotel n i'll show you. woah! it's XXX D! |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Oct 17 2004, 07:04 AM |
| *in tofu shop* takumi = ...................... Mako = ........................... Mogi = ....................................... Itksuki = o_o???? *was about to say something* Iketani = .... . . . ........ ... Ryosuke = ....... .......... .......... ? .... keisuke = .. .. .. .. takumi = lets all RACE! everybody = hmm oh yea ok...  *race scene* all cars = vrrrooooooom! BEGIN! all cars except isuki stop... itsuki = im winning im thebest driver !!! *crys in happy mode* takumi ae86 = o_o...... races in lalalalalalalala mode..... all cars = *goes with ae86 in lalalalalalal mode* takumi =*kill keisuke and ryosuke and somehow scare iektani away* takumi = i want XXX again o_o... mogi and mako = Okies... *in hotel getting laid alot* |
| Posted by: DrEVOIII Oct 17 2004, 04:20 PM |
| Anyone of the Initial D characters: "Let's go motorcycle racing someday!!!" ==For those who watches Naruto== Takumi's 86: Kage Bushin no jutsu!!! *Dozens of 86's pops out and blocks up the road blocking the car behind him. |
| Posted by: GAARA Oct 17 2004, 08:38 PM |
| Takumi: Hey Itsuki, smell my finger. Itsuki: What's that? Takumi: That is when u know u've become a man. Itsuki: Smell my finger. Takumi: EWWW, WHat the hell is that? Itsuki: MY ASS!!!!!!!!!!! Thank u Scary Movie. |
| Posted by: evo 45 Oct 20 2004, 12:07 PM |
| keisuke to ryosuke: ...dah!!! |
| Posted by: ANGEL Mark Oct 21 2004, 11:29 AM |
| These may be lame, so warning now. Mako: I'm sorry, Iketani. I don't love you. Iketani: But why Mako? Mako: I've found someone else. *cuts to a scene of Kenji and Mako* Kenji: I'M GONNA GET LAID! Mako: Shut up and put the ball gag on, slave. Sayuki: I'll be right back with the ropes. Kenji: Yes, Mistress Mako and Mistress Sayuki. T_T Takumi: Dad! I just won another race! Bunta: Great. What did you win? Takumi: Um... Recognition? Bunta: *lights a cigarette* Lame. Takumi: *lights a cigarette* So are you. Bunta: (since he NEVER OPENS HIS DAMN EYES)Takumi: *nonchalant* Like father, like son. |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 24 2004, 09:52 PM |
| bunta: "oi takumi, wake up!" takumi: "i'm going i'm going" bunta: "here" (gives him the water cup... filled with blood) takumi: (looking at the cup) "not again!" bunta: "maybe one day you'll learn to eat children" takumi: "ahh, the cementery again" (looking at the hachiroku's trunk filled with corpses)* bunta: "don't be so stupid... where else can you bury people" *cf: rakeron's sig |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 24 2004, 10:36 PM |
| scene - JGTC final announcer: looks like the ECLIPSE/ADVAN team will be taking the cup this year again... wait a minute... there's an unknown car drifting his way into the top spot... no way... that's a Hachi-Go... (the announcer can tell because the crappy hood had fallen off, revealing it's SOHC engine) the Hachi-Go's going side by side with the ADVAN tunned Supra, unbelievable! the Hachi-Go bumps the Supra... the Supra lost his line... amazing the Hachi-Go wins the JGTC Final! (at ground zero) orido manabu runs to see who beat him. itsuki pops out. orido: that was incredible! are you part of the CASTROL team? itsuki: nope, but I did stay at a horidei in ekusupuresu last night. " |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 25 2004, 12:20 AM |
| check out this manga below. |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 25 2004, 12:49 AM |
| few, this is the last one (too much fun) " |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 25 2004, 01:38 AM |
| (usual 4 am delivery down akina) takumi: (singing with his head sticking out the window) speedy speed boy... gasoline burning... speedy speed boy... AND THE WIND IS ON MA FACE! gets his face smacked by a tree branch. ouch!  |
| Posted by: Smiley_DC2 Oct 25 2004, 02:37 AM | ||
now THAT IS FUNNY! |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 25 2004, 11:46 AM |
| when keepin it real goes wrong. bunta: "hmm, i said this car is half yours, but it feels like its all yours now" takumi: "uhh?" buntai: "think i'll get a new car, the hachiroku's yours now" (walks away) takumi: (sighs) "Finally!"... (scrapes off the fujiwara tofu decal, starts putting a big wu-tang logo on the side. (later that night... takumi drives up to ryosuke's house honking the horn like crazy) ryosuke: (comes out) fujiwara! what is it?! takumi: "nig** you think this is a game!" (starts barking loudly) ryosuke: "what's wrong with you!" takumi: (throws his shoe at ryosuke's car and dents it) "WU-TANG!" (making the wu-tang sign with his hands, then drives off) ryosuke: "what the hell just happened?"  [thanks to chappelle's show] |
| Posted by: evo 45 Oct 25 2004, 11:57 AM |
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| Posted by: babba-r32 Oct 25 2004, 12:43 PM |
| WTF??? |
| Posted by: p3l3r Oct 25 2004, 01:52 PM |
| lol |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Oct 25 2004, 02:24 PM |
| I33tch4n....i see how your new here but....DO NOT double post ...but posting pictures is ok...but do not post that MUCH!!!! thank you... ^___^ oh and hello p313r....its seem your a shmuck  |
| Posted by: l33tch4n Oct 25 2004, 02:43 PM |
| gotcha GT-4, got a little bit bored back there " BTW take a look at Kenta: |
| Posted by: APX Oct 28 2004, 07:52 AM |
| *in the tofu shop* Takumi: i'm getting married Bunta: Oh no! Itsuki: Oh no! Senpai: Oh no! takeshi: Oh no! *the kool-aid man busts through the wall* Kool-aid man: OH YEAH!! |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Oct 28 2004, 12:07 PM |
| ^^ LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO oh yea!! lol |
| Posted by: GC8VSkyline Oct 28 2004, 12:26 PM | ||
hahaha damn man that's hilarious haha. too much family guy haha yours too l33tch4n, gotta love the manga...it's better too cuz u get to see the expressions, it's like having to watch a show with the mute on haha. what's with Bunta eating children? i mean it's funny seeing it's Bunta but when did that pop up? |
| Posted by: evo 45 Oct 28 2004, 12:30 PM |
| that's a good idea for a topic... |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Oct 28 2004, 12:54 PM |
| Bunta: Guess what Takumi.... Takumi: What? Bunta: You can never touch me when your racing against me... Takumi:...what? Bunta: Ha! U cant Touch This! *"U cant touch this" by M.C. Hammer begins to play* Takumi: wtf!? Bunta: Cant Touch this! da dada dada da dada dada Stop! Hammer Time! Takumi: ..I swear...those cigarettes are purely made of something else ~_~ |
| Posted by: Drift86Trueno Oct 28 2004, 05:36 PM |
| ^lol reminds me of school today with you |
| Posted by: GC8VSkyline Oct 28 2004, 06:12 PM |
| all the initial D characters died of lung cancer?!? |
| Posted by: haspieuw Oct 28 2004, 10:32 PM | ||
LOL Itsuki : Takumi , can I borrow your 86 for somethin somethin ? *blink blink* |
| Posted by: DRFT AE86 Oct 28 2004, 10:37 PM |
| Ryosuke: Takumi, you are kick off the team for driving with no hands. Takumi:.......darn!!!!!! Itsuki: my levin kicks butt, let me join project D Ryosuke:....Yes my master. |
| Posted by: ryot4 Oct 28 2004, 10:41 PM |
| bunta finally goes off the deep end, starts driving around naked in his wrx singing: generation... generation... living in the night FOREVA!!! (quits his job, keeps driving FOREVA!!!) |
| Posted by: ID_Brega Oct 29 2004, 06:01 AM |
| Bunta: -.- I live my life a quarter mile at a time..... Itsuki : oi, takumii, if your father drinks any more cup of sake he'll end up under an 18 wheller. Bunta: hhmmm, the old "under the trailer" move, I invented that. Itsuki and Takumi: whaaaaaaaaaaaa! |
| Posted by: HirotoR34 Oct 29 2004, 05:03 PM |
| Boss Yuichi: Think I'll go out for a ride with Bunta tonight........... |
| Posted by: randomdriver Oct 29 2004, 05:35 PM |
| takumi: itsuki is the greatest drifter ever! i must learn from oh great one. _________ while drifting with bunta yuichi totally calm: hey bunta, hand me a smoke too while you're at it. |
| Posted by: ryot4 Oct 29 2004, 06:39 PM |
| *while takumi's leading the race with tomo's ek9* heel and toes his hachiroku, does a 180, full throttles his revese gear, breaks the drivetrain, sticks his hand out the window, flips tomo off, and says: "woo hoo! welcome to takumi fujiwara's school of driving, how do you like them apples!" he flies off the corner (still flipping him off) tomo replies: "crazy white boy!" |
| Posted by: APX Oct 29 2004, 08:11 PM |
| *Takumi beats Bunta* Takumi: YOU GOT SERVED!! |
| Posted by: ID_Brega Oct 29 2004, 08:13 PM |
| *while takumi's and tomo's race* *Takumi blocks the disapprearing line move* Tomo: That boy is really amazing, he most have stayed at a Hollyday Inn Express Last night. |
| Posted by: Nd4SpdSe Oct 29 2004, 08:49 PM | ||
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| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Oct 29 2004, 08:57 PM |
| *looks at the pic above* Now I have seen everything ~_~ *Somewhere in Akina* Keisuke: Well theres no team left anymore to defeat...now what? Ryosuke: I do not know...wanna check out the ladies? Takumi and keisuke: yes!!! *At a beach where there are many hot girls* Itsuki: ohmygodnoofsdofjbsldjb god!!! Look at all the babes!! Takeshi: Hmm..this could be my chance to score now Iketani: Huh? hey thats mako!! Takeshi: and Sakushi!! Keisuke: and Kyoko!!! Takumi: And Natsuki!!! Itsuki: And Kazumi!?!?!? Oh my hsdfoelefenelnmel3241351 God!! She looks hotter now!!! Ryosuke: hmm..they all have butts..... Takumi: *Eyeing Natsuki, Mako,Sakuyi,Kyoko,and Kazumis butt* mmmmm....*grins and starts singing* I like big butts and I cannot lie! u other brotherz can't deny when a girl walks in with a itty, bitty, waist and a round thing in ur face u get sprung want to pull up tough cuz u noticed that butt was stuck beef to the jeans shes wearing! Takeshi,Keisuke,Itsuki,Iketani,Ryosuke,Wataru,Kai: WTF!?!?!? O.O!!!! Takumi: im hooked and I can't stop staring oh baby I wanna get wit cha and take ur pictcha my homeboys tryed 2 warn me but that butt u got makes me so horny! Kai: Where is that song coming from!? >.< Itsuki: Takumi wth is wrong with yu!!?? >.< Takumi: so ur girlfriend owns a honda playing workout tapes by fonda but fonda ain't got a motor on the back of her honda my anacoda dont want nothing unless u got buns hun! Mako,Sakuyi,Natsuki,Kyoko,Kazumi: *blshing red deep* Ryosuke: My god he is insane ~_~ *17 hours later* Ryosuke: Wheres Takumi? Keisuke: i dont know o.o *In a hotel room* Takumi: *has Kyoko,Mako,Natsuki,Sakuyi,Kazumi all laying around him under the blanket...he got laid...again to the max* Takumi: |
| Posted by: DarkFlipX Oct 29 2004, 09:20 PM |
| *bunta and tsuchiya at bar* Bunta and tsuchiya: *too many drinks* Tsuchiya: hey bunta lets sing a song about the 86 bunta: ok Tsuchiya: ok lets get on d stage *both sings song about 86 from vocal battle stage 2* *Takumi and Itsuki come in to pick them up* Takumi:.....................dad? (in mind: WTF IS DIS SHITTY OLD MAN DOIN!) Itsuki: looks like they are singin about the 86 and Takumi Takumi: wat? Itsuki: I got laid Bunta: *opens eyes in shock* everyone in bar: Bunta! you! you! *laughs and faints* Bunta: *lights a cig* *eyes close (cig calms him down so he closes it)* everyone in bar: *gets up* thats better ------------------------------------------------------------------------- *in fujiwara tofu shop* Bunta: takumi Takumi: wat? Bunta: im gonna quit smokin Takumi: your my hero!!!!!!!!! |
| Posted by: ryot4 Oct 30 2004, 02:12 AM |
| [/QUOTE]*17 hours later* Ryosuke: Wheres Takumi? Keisuke: i dont know o.o *In a hotel room* Takumi: *has Kyoko,Mako,Natsuki,Sakuyi,Kazumi all laying around him under the blanket...he got laid...again to the max* Takumi: [QUOTE]---------------------------------------- *Bunta pops up right next to him* Bunta: "want a light? Takumi: "what the hell are you doing here!?" Bunta: "it's 4 AM... i should be asking you the same thing" Takumi: "uh, i won't say anything if you don't say anything" Bunta: "truce. mind if take the one with the long hair?" Takumi: "that's coo" *Bunta walks off with Mako on his shoulder* |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Oct 30 2004, 07:06 AM |
| *in hotel* Takumi:........ Itsuki: ......... . . ......... Keisuke: .. . .. . .. Ryosuke: . .. .. .. . ..(.......) Ikentani: .......... *knocks on door* *nobody answer* iketani:. . .......... . .. . .-___-. ..*walks away* kenji: .. . . .. . *knocks*........... *nobody asnwer* Kyoko: *knocks door* Takumi: OI!!.... *opnes door*...*scares the other guys away* Itsuki: *jumps out the window from a 90 story buidling* *lands on his 85 and made a alarm sound* takumi: *grabs kyoko to come in* Kyoko: Hi.. *door closed*........ * u can head some moan sound sfrom room*... Ae86: BEEP BEEP!.......*honks*........... -____- *tired of takumi laying in bed with kyoko*.............drives itself to a buffet......in lalalalaalalalalalalalalalaallala mode |
| Posted by: RX7 Freak Oct 30 2004, 07:39 AM |
| Bunta: Do you know why your mum died? Takumi: How? Bunta: Bcos I smoke a lot. |
| Posted by: Gamedon Oct 30 2004, 09:10 PM |
| *Ryosuke Room* Keisuke: Aniki can I ask you something? Ryosuke: What is it? Keisuke: Why do you dress like a damn girl? Ryosuke: Don't let me get started on you, you fake A$$ super sayian. |
| Posted by: GC8VSkyline Nov 1 2004, 09:25 PM |
| Itsuki: You know? my hachi go is crap n i've beaten most of the racers in Gunma...i think i'll go with a civic... Takumi: WWWAAAHHHHH?????!?? Itsuki: yeah...toyota was never good for me... *NEXT DAY* Itsuki: Hoi Takumi! check out my EK-9! Takumi:...meh... Itsuki: WHAT YOU SAY?!? damn it let's race! Takumi thinking *but ur gonna bump my car like those other civics...Shingo for nearly making me crash...the pro rear ending my car keeping me off pace...i'm just lucky that other amateur EK-9 didn't think about hitting my beloved 86 *Itsuki: hey Takumi why r u crying? we don't have to race if u don't want to... Takumi: I HATE YOUR CAR! CIVICS ARE CRAP! CIVIC MUST DIE!!! *Takumi goes to his dad n tells him how much he hates civics...Bunta feeling sympathetic for his son, walks over to Itsuki's EK-9, opens up his eyes, n Itsuki along with the EK-9 turn into stone* Takumi:thnx dad...*sniff* Bunta:now stop crying u dumbass |
| Posted by: Blazing Bullet Nov 1 2004, 09:36 PM | ||
LOL! Takumi: tobidase WICKED SHOW kuuki biribiri saku NOISE, Shibaite norikonase abarenbou no BADII zettai hikenai kihaku THE DOGGUFAITO(ie. dogfight intro to 4th stage) |
| Posted by: GC8VSkyline Nov 1 2004, 10:31 PM | ||||
HAHAHA WTF HAHA |
| Posted by: Blazing Bullet Nov 4 2004, 06:25 PM |
| itskui:................................................ |
| Posted by: DrEVOIII Nov 4 2004, 06:29 PM | ||||
HAHAHAH, Oh sh*t!! ROFL!   |
| Posted by: RX7 Freak Nov 4 2004, 09:29 PM | ||
waaaa....... hahahahaha  |
| Posted by: RX7 Freak Nov 4 2004, 11:53 PM |
| Keisuke: Do you play Need for speed underground? Ryosuke: Yes, Im using RX7 Keisuke: Why are you using that car? Ryosuke: Because it has great speed. Keisuke: See? So you have to let me beat the professional racer, not Takumi with that miserable Trueno. Ryosuke: Unfortunely, the RX7 Im using always blown engine in the game. Keisuke: ... |
| Posted by: ryot4 Nov 5 2004, 03:39 AM |
| ryosuke: "keisuke, come here" keisuke: "you're still playing that junk" ryosuke: "look at this... it's remarkable" keisuke: "????" ryosuke: "keisuke, you're gonna try something new when racing that black fd" keisuke: "oh, what is it" ryosuke: "when you begin, i want you to start hitting her car with yours, and when the chance comes, ram her off the cliff near point 23. try not to fall yourself." keisuke: "ryosuke: "but don't worry, if you do fall, hit the select button. that should bring you back up where you were" keisuke: *turns around to look at takumi* " i think you'd better handle the first race instead" takumi: "why? didn't ryosuke explain about the select button?" keisuke: *starts laughing insanely* *looks at kenta* "wanna go to vegas and get married?" kenta: *lets a tear out* "ikuzzo!" *they drive off* takumi: "what's wrong with him?" ryosuke: ohhh! woops! i forgot to mention that this next race is gonna be on the ps2" |
| Posted by: RX7 Freak Nov 5 2004, 03:47 AM |
| does ryosuke play PS2? I thought he only plays PC games... |
| Posted by: DrEVOIII Nov 5 2004, 12:30 PM |
| Hmm, I have been reading this a bit lately, and I have to say, at first it was funny and all but some of you people just killed it. You guys are posting stupid stuff now. Its not even funny anymore. |
| Posted by: evo 45 Nov 5 2004, 02:55 PM |
| c'mon! it's true that some of the posts are really lame but some are very funny! the motel one is very funny! |
| Posted by: Slade Nov 5 2004, 03:31 PM |
| Ok Ok I got one The Plot to Fast And the Furious 3- Bunta: Thanks for saving my son from the Japanese Mafia,after he was so stupid to race them in a downhill race he knew he couldnt win ,I mean not even Ryousuke and his team any of the other teams could beat themDominic(Vin Deisel): Anytime Bunta I mean we are good freind after all Bunta: Here I owe you a ten second car,take my STI Takumi:Oh here take my 86 as well,I owe you for saving my life (outa no where Paul Walker Shows up) (Brian)Paul Walker: I heard you needed back up Dominic: Your a little to late Brian but here you can help me take these cars home Brian: Ok no prob Ill take the white one(hops in 86 and drives off) Dominic: See ya round Bunta and Takumi(hops in STI and follows Brian) Bunta:*waves goodbye*see ya round old buddy Takumi: So dad how did you know him Bunta: Well son he use to drift we me and the Drift king back in the day Takumi: Thats tight Dad Ta Da |
| Posted by: hXcKID Nov 5 2004, 05:51 PM |
| takumi would never say"hahahah omfg i so pwned u hxc...i raped u nub..come back when ur as 1337 as mee nubzorz!!!111oneone..*sprays on body* *jumps on body* --someone comes out of nowhere and knifes him *Terrorist Win!* i tried |
| Posted by: RX7 Freak Nov 5 2004, 07:26 PM | ||
ook sorrie... |
| Posted by: APX Nov 5 2004, 10:14 PM |
| yeah... you new people killed it, mine were god!! |
| Posted by: Blazing Bullet Nov 7 2004, 02:52 PM |
| Bunta:"if i run out of ciggarettes i smoke my newspapers" |
| Posted by: MidnightViper88 Nov 8 2004, 02:43 PM |
| *What's going on through Keisuke's head during his first race with Takumi* Keisuke:My FD's pushing over 300-hp! How could a 10-year old 86 go faster than my car? That thing must be running a 250-shot of NOS! |
| Posted by: Patkar Nov 8 2004, 07:24 PM | ||
LOL.....did he really say that....doubt it but still did he j/w |
| Posted by: Blazing Bullet Nov 10 2004, 02:56 PM |
| EPISODE 7 4TH STAGE SPOILER i dont know if its a spoiler but uve been forewarned!!! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2 guys from toyko are being chased by......an 85! Glasses: "uh that car behind might not be an s13"Chubby: "quiet, i cant concentrate while your talking"Glasses: "well if you joined jenny craig earlier we wouldnt be in this mess!!"BA DUM CHIEEEEEEE |
| Posted by: oceansgurlie Nov 13 2004, 02:18 PM | ||
hahaha, actually though, somehow i don't think that it's that unlikely that itsuki would say this! i'm sure that if a cute enough girl came along who didn't know anything he actually would tell her that! |
| Posted by: Nd4SpdSe Nov 13 2004, 03:01 PM | ||||
Actually it took a dive with all the gay stufff (and some of the sex stuff), but came back great on the last 2-3 pages
LOL!!!! |
| Posted by: evo 45 Nov 14 2004, 08:10 AM | ||
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| Posted by: Kerxn Nov 14 2004, 09:09 AM |
| Takumi: Screw Drifting... Bunta: I'm blind Takumi: STFU Bunta: *starts break-dancing* Takumi: YOU GOT SERVED!!! |
| Posted by: DrEVOIII Nov 14 2004, 09:39 AM | ||
That didnt make ANY sense at ALL. Just plain stupid. |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Nov 14 2004, 11:32 AM | ||||
Indeed  |
| Posted by: Gh3TToAzNBoi Nov 14 2004, 12:40 PM |
| takumi: dad how do u see where ur going? bunta: -__- *midnight* *bunta turns into a vampire and proceeds to suck blood* *bumps into walls* takumi: y do u have a bump on ur forhead bunta: i cant see it if u dont get it post somthin edit: its pretty stupid tho >< |
| Posted by: Blazing Bullet Nov 15 2004, 10:25 PM |
| A hot chick walks by Ryouskue Ryouskue:"Well, time to project my D" . . . . *cough cough* *wind flies by* |
| Posted by: ryot4 Nov 16 2004, 03:37 AM |
| *iketani enters fujiwara tofu ya* iketani: hello? hello! bunta: oh... irashiamase. iketani: fujiwara san, long time no see huh? bunta: ...who are you? iketani: , don't you remember! i had an accident a couple of months ago and asked you to race on behalf of the akina speedstars!bunta: umm... uhh... oh right, the kid who always wants fried tofu. iketani: that's right. bunta: well, what do you want? iketani: um... could i have some free tofu please. i haven't gotten paid in a month, since the gas station hasn't been doing well lately; and i really want to conserve my money to get new tires. bunta: urrgg... don't you have friends that you can freeload off of. iketani: this is the last time... i promise. bunta: fine... i'll give you the tofu that no one bought yesterday. iketani: oh! thank you very much fujiwara-sama, i am in your debt! bunta: hai, dozo. iketani: thanks again! *while exiting the door, opens the bag to see the tofu... it's a big stale tofu block with cigarette buds sticking out of it... turns around* iketani: uh?! fujiwara san, this piece of tofu has... *bunta shuts the door in his face, then locks it* bunta: no need to thank me. have a nice day! |
| Posted by: GAARA Nov 16 2004, 11:18 AM |
| ^^ this is one of the better ones that I have read lately. |
| Posted by: Metamorphic Nov 23 2004, 03:35 PM |
| * this is a rehash from a matrix parody I saw somewhere Takumi has reached the level where is aura goes off just as he drifts into the corner out of nowhere jumps out Goku from Dragon Ball telling good ole Takumi to stop, "Excuse me kind sir I believe I invented that technique, and believe you are in breach of the copyrights act!" "And besides that was truly amateur let me show you the master at work." Goku grinds his teeth and is deep in constipation but nothing happens, "Im almost there, I've got a bad feeling about this!" Goku continues to groan, Takumi jumps into the Trueno and drifts around Goku and yells, "Jyaane" while letting off a strong aura, Goku runs after the car and yells "WAIT WAIT i can explain let me try one more time!" but before long the the Trueno has left Goku in the dust! |
| Posted by: Blazing Bullet Nov 26 2004, 01:59 AM |
| LOL! wats a jyaane? |
| Posted by: Fong Nov 26 2004, 02:13 AM |
| exclamation of pain methinks... I see we have a Matrix Has You fan ... man that cracked me up |
| Posted by: minam3169 Nov 26 2004, 03:07 AM |
| Ryosuke: We're relying on his unorthadox style, developed on the street...this is the key to my theory on...ahhh s**t who am I kidding, he's gonna lose. |
| Posted by: Batmanbeyon Nov 26 2004, 03:25 AM |
| Ryosuke: would never say let's put a piston engine in a rotary car. |
| Posted by: Metamorphic Nov 26 2004, 04:29 AM | ||
Jyaane is Japanese for see you later |
| Posted by: Metamorphic Nov 26 2004, 04:39 AM | ||
I like that one! |
| Posted by: Fong Nov 26 2004, 04:47 AM |
DOH! Jyaane!! i should have noticed that.... stupid 1st year japanese, biting me on the ass.... now if you had said jyamata, we'd be in a diff situation  "Keisuke, were you?" "I was sulking in my FD, but then i felt stupid, so Kenta and I slashed your rear tyres... For kicks, DRIFT THAT A**HOLE!!" |
| Posted by: Metamorphic Nov 26 2004, 04:06 PM | ||
And Kenta produces the knife with a mischievous grin to please Keisuke! |
| Posted by: ryot4 Nov 28 2004, 12:39 AM |
| 4:30 PM - takumi receives a call about natsuki's "activities" 5:00 PM - decides to do something about it 5:30 PM - arrives outside the familys diner 5:45 PM - notices natsuki being affectionate with a strage man 5:50 PM - decides to do something about it 5:55 PM - natsuki hears what sounds like the engine in takumi's car 5:55 PM - natsuki looks out the window and sees what looks like takumi's car, speeding rapidly towards the familys diner's window 5:55 PM - natsuki sees what looks like a deranged takumi laughing as he's going to crash into familys window 5:56 PM - takumi's trueno shoots through the familys window, hurling natsuki's companion all the way into the kitchen 5:57 PM - takumi pops out his ae86 with a semi-auto hk 6:00 PM - finally opens his mouth: "say hello to ma little frend!", starts shooting everything that's moving 6:10 PM - looks at natsuki square in the eye and tells her: "ain't no b*tch of mine gonz be cheatin the takumeister... cappish!" -------------------------------------------------------------- i think i've been playing gta:sa too much.  |
| Posted by: babba-r32 Nov 29 2004, 01:40 PM |
| ^.... agree, too much GTA. Funny though, I would have made it in the GTA vice city. 6:11 PM, Takumi starts dancing to Michael Jackson. *grabs his crotch* |
| Posted by: SkylineGT-4 Nov 29 2004, 02:05 PM |
| *racing* Ae86: vrooooooooooooom.... *Shifts up* daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa AE86: echhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *drifts* echhhhhhh echh ech ech ech ech ech e ech.. Takumi: o_O O_Oo WTF is happening! AE86: ech ech ech ech echhhhhhhhhhh (is still drifting) takumi: >_> >_> >_> >_> AE86: *has the mind of it owns* AE86:  AE86: ech ech ech echhhhh takumi: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *crashes* Takumi: X_X AE86: X_________X *person came out of nowhere* person: o_o.... *walks off* |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Nov 29 2004, 04:15 PM |
| I was bored so here you go until i come up with something better: *A race its happening on the top of mountain irohazaka. It was the 86 vs a riced out to the max celica. the 86 used the jump and so did the celica unforutantely the celica crashd and destroyed its neon lights, spinners, audio system and its shinny body kit* Ricer: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Takumi: *sighs* dad...what do we always say to ricers.... Takumi,Bunta, and Keiichi: Silly Ricer, Cars are For men! |
| Posted by: initial_d23 Nov 29 2004, 06:25 PM |
| Itsuki:I beat a gray WRX STI on Akina! Bunta:*sigh* |
| Posted by: Zangetsu Nov 29 2004, 06:48 PM |
| Bunta- Maybe I'll start dating again |
| Posted by: BlazinDRIFT Dec 3 2004, 02:00 PM | ||
LMAO!!!! Takumi:A peice of sh** beat me on akina Bunta:ohhh so thats where my poop came outta the window... |
| Posted by: minam3169 Dec 4 2004, 04:35 AM |
| Takumi: Look Dad...I bolted on a vertical door conversion to the 86!! Bunta: Idiot!!! What have we learned from "Pimp my Ride"??? First add 12 monitors and oversized woofers. Then you can work on the body! Stupid kids! |
| Posted by: ryot4 Dec 4 2004, 06:01 AM |
| someone starts nocking at your door at 3:30 am... you get up half a sleep... you answer the door... it's bunta... bunta: "good news n***a! i'm about to pimp your skillz!" you: "wtf!?" *still wondering how a cartoon is standing at your front door while not being stoned* bunta: "well, what are you waiting for, come on, we got some tofu to deliver blizzontch!" you: "that's it, i've officially drifted myself retarded..." *you start raspberrying with your lips* bunta: "is that a yes or a no?" |
| Posted by: initial_d23 Dec 4 2004, 08:16 AM |
| Bunta:Hey Takumi! I'll trade u my wrx's engine for ur engine |
| Posted by: Peace Dec 4 2004, 08:20 AM | ||
its a Yes..lol  OMG its funny |
| Posted by: FlipMode804 Dec 4 2004, 09:41 AM | ||
Your forgettin' one thing: Bunta: First you gotta blind everyone with some new shoes. Gotta set it off with some 20" chrome Giovana wheels with Perneli(brand?) racing tires. |
| Posted by: Kerxn Dec 4 2004, 11:58 AM |
| Takumi: Dad! Help me install the neon lights onto the hachi-roku |
| Posted by: ryot4 Dec 4 2004, 02:51 PM |
| ^^^ your sig is the sh*t! |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Dec 4 2004, 06:40 PM |
| *After AYako and Takumi reaced on an all out 86 trueno battle in tsuchisaka, the race was over and ayako* Keisuke: No..NO way! Even Takumi lost on the downhill!! Ryosuke: Amazing..this man is truly something else... Takumi: Wow..im suprised. U really showed me the best i ever had, say whats ur name? Ayako:..Ayako Watanabe Takumi: Ayako Watanabe eh? Lets race sometime Ayako: Sure, wanna race now for fun on Akina SNow? Takumi: ok Machine: DO u want to challenge Takumi on Akina Snow?Yes or No? Ayako: Yes MAchine: Please insert coins. AYako: *checks pocket*..damn..im out of money...*looks at takumi* u got any money? Takumi: no Ayako: darn it ~_~ *presses start button many times and ends game, machine spits out card* |
| Posted by: ryot4 Dec 4 2004, 07:30 PM | ||
lol... that's hilarious mang... btw. you do know ayako's a girl's name, right. just thought i'd letcha know mr watanabe  |
| Posted by: Ayako Watanabe Dec 4 2004, 07:44 PM | ||||
Yep i know...well actually i didnt at first. I made up the name like this: Went looking for a name thru a DDR booklet and i found Ayako. Took it. Now i needed a last name. I though of Initial D and came up with the 86 rims, the Watanabes and tada! i got!: Ayako Watanabe I though it was a guys name a few months later..or a year later i went looking my characters name and it ended up looking a picture of a woman with that name..thatts when i knew it was a girl name. It still sounds cool though and very nice btw, nice pic and btw, Ayako Watanabe is actually the character that i have been using for a year or so in my rp stories with my online friends and with my friend Stephanie. I have a pic of him which my friend stephanie said that this is how he looks like. Its in the attached file. Click on it and ull see it. |