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Saint | Posted: May 29 2009, 08:29 AM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Bunta Facts He can race without opening his eyes and hands. Whatever car he sits in moves on its own. He can make a stock AE86 go 400HP or higher whenever he likes. He can do roundhouse kicks with closed eyes. Racing theories do not apply to Bunta. He is the theory. He eats cigarrettes. He uses brake only to spare his opponents' dignity. Brake pedal is only an accessory to him. He sues Sega Rosso for using his name in IDAS without the inclusion of '-sama' to it. He sues Sega Rosso for slowing his time to 30 seconds longer in IDAS. Shigeno Shuichi did not write the story. Bunta dictated him. Continue, GO GO GO! This post has been edited by Saint on May 29 2009, 08:31 AM |
twitchykun | Posted: May 29 2009, 08:51 AM |
F*ck land I'm on a boat Motherf*cker! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,512 Member No.: 20,454 Joined: Sep 24th 2006 Location: Santa Destroy, California | Bunta IS the Stig. /thread |
Saint | Posted: May 29 2009, 08:55 AM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Whenever he plays any racing games, all AI cars stop for him and lap clock is slowed down. He didn't buy his Impreza. Subaru sponsored him after weeks of legal battle between major car companies. Akina was made according to his design. He never blinks. This post has been edited by Saint on May 30 2009, 11:07 AM |
Rudy | Posted: May 29 2009, 11:58 AM |
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Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 12:59 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | Bunta doesn't eat like people, oh he like to eat children. Rumer spreads, that if he opens his eyes, he can heal a person, even AIDS. O_O Chuck Norris closes his eyes and prays that Bunta isn't in the closet. |
kyonpalm | Posted: May 29 2009, 01:25 PM |
Professional Amateur Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 10,568 Member No.: 30,882 Joined: Oct 16th 2008 Location: Laniakea | Bunta Fujiwara once took a trip to the Virgin Islands. They are now known as the Natsuki Islands. ^Had to be done. |
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Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 01:42 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | Bunta ate nothing but pieces of scrap metal, and ten seconds later, out came the Trueno 86. XD |
Xtreme Drifter | Posted: May 29 2009, 03:33 PM | ||
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And fifteen seconds later he made the impreza and sold it to Subaru. This post has been edited by Xtreme Drifter on May 29 2009, 03:34 PM | ||
AzNMaVbOi | Posted: May 29 2009, 04:18 PM |
I never asked for this... Group: Advanced Members Posts: 1,337 Member No.: 15,854 Joined: Feb 11th 2006 Location: Redondo Beach, CA | The only reason Bunta runs a tofu shop instead of a racing team is because he believes making tofu is far more challenging that managing or driving in a racing team, and we all know how much Bunta loves a challenge. |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 29 2009, 04:42 PM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | The experience that everyone in Initial D have acquired through their years have not been earned on their own. In fact, Bunta is the one whom hands out experience points to those that deserve it. |
Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 05:04 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | Bunta was close at killing Keiichi for stealing his drift techniques, but he offered his wife and children and his money for the technique. XD |
Xtreme Drifter | Posted: May 29 2009, 05:12 PM |
IDW Regular Member Group: Members Posts: 218 Member No.: 9,413 Joined: Jul 1st 2005 Location: Portugal | Shigeno didn't create Bunta. Everytime Bunta sneeze, he creates a tornado at the other side of the world. This post has been edited by Xtreme Drifter on May 29 2009, 05:13 PM |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 29 2009, 05:48 PM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | Takumis constant winning streak is not because of his abilities. He wins because everyone knows he is the son of Bunta, and while they can very well beat him, they will have to face the consequences by facing the wrath of Bunta. |
Tessou | Posted: May 29 2009, 06:44 PM |
More NEGATIVE than a black hole Group: ADMINISTRATOR Posts: 19,345 Member No.: 12,263 Joined: Sep 12th 2005 Location: Update Profile | Bunta does not eat regular food. He gains sustenance from the tears of his victims. Bunta does not actually drive on the road. His car moves the Earth under him. Bunta is actually blind, and his eye sockets contain cigarettes, the keys to the Impreza, and a small Mexican family. |
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Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 07:07 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | His meal only consit of one crate of cigarettes a day. |
Saint | Posted: May 29 2009, 07:22 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | All made me laugh! Some that I never even thought of. He eats cigarrettes and out comes 86... and Impreza. |
Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 08:03 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | Bunta never floors it, he uses his toe to go really fast. Bunta's reason his eyes are closed, because one look at his eyes, you turn to dust. |
Ayako Watanabe | Posted: May 29 2009, 08:05 PM |
Living In A Amish Paradise Group: Advanced Members Posts: 6,076 Member No.: 2,415 Joined: Jul 30th 2004 Location: York, Pennsylvania | Truth be told, it is said that all of the touges were formed and created from the ground up when Bunta returned from Wednesday Hot Chill and Fried Beans night at the local restaurant and pub, where upon making a #2, these well known touges have been born. |
Saint | Posted: May 29 2009, 09:40 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | He can race down any touge in less than a minute, without gasoline. Scotty in Star Trek often says “Ye cannae change the laws of physics.” This is untrue. Bunta can. He didn't drink milk when he was born. He drank gasoline. Sake is only water. This post has been edited by Saint on May 29 2009, 09:42 PM |
Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 09:44 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | When Mama Bunta was pregenant, little Bunta already knew how to drift and drive fast. Bunta opened his eyes once to Keiichi for a movie he had in mind, and thus came out Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift. XD |
Saint | Posted: May 29 2009, 10:00 PM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Keiichi said, “I'm afraid if I raced you on the street, I'd push you to your death.” Bunta says, “If I cycled down the street, you’ll drop dead before I pedaled.” Men with guts attack those corners! Bunta takes them without a fight. Keiichi said, “It's so fast it will make a dead man scream.” He was referring to Bunta’s driving. Bunta’s so fast that it’ll make a dead Tsuchiya Keiichi scream. Bunta says to Keiichi, “You call that drifting?” What is a car without Bunta? Nothing. Drift Bible was originally called Bunta Stroll Manual, until Keiichi almost killed himself with a heart attack with it. It was deemed unsuitable for any mortals so it was toned down, to what is known as Drift Bible today. Bunta didn’t take credit because it was too slow to be associated with him. This post has been edited by Saint on May 29 2009, 10:15 PM |
Martyr | Posted: May 29 2009, 10:19 PM |
IDW Expert Member Group: Members Posts: 101 Member No.: 32,600 Joined: Apr 14th 2009 Location: In my EG6 | While Keiichi used drift by applying either e-brake or brake, Bunta doesn't. Bunta's challenge was nothing but just his shadow matches, making the player believe there better than Bunta. Bunta doesn't smoke ordinary cigarretes, he smokes from a large tree branch and lights it up. When Yuiichi was next to him on that drive, he was barely even driving that day. |
Meteor | Posted: May 29 2009, 11:27 PM |
Were you expecting something else? Group: Advanced Members Posts: 3,921 Member No.: 20,929 Joined: Oct 14th 2006 Location: Some place in South-East Asia | Bunta once challenged the sun to a staring contest, and stated he'd keep his eyes open the whole time. The sun wisely ran away. When Bunta turns off his headlights, he becomes faster than light. For every cigarette Bunta smokes, an additional hour is added to his life. |
Saint | Posted: May 30 2009, 11:02 AM |
The 6th Blameless Shift Group: Advanced Members Posts: 2,720 Member No.: 2,067 Joined: Jun 21st 2004 Location: The Other Side | Sega Rosso initially wanted to include Bunta as a playable character in ID Special Stage's Story Mode, but removed it due to some glitches. Except the directional and gear buttons, all other buttons will cause his car to accelerate. It continues to accelerate whether it was gear 1 or gear 5, and despite head-on wall rapes. All other cars would breakdown instantly if touched by it. When asked, Bunta said it was no glitch. Bunta can drive so fast that he can circle the globe and hit himself from the back. He can drive without a vehicle. He can drive at sea, and drift on it. |
RIT_ninja | Posted: May 30 2009, 11:11 AM |
ざけんなよ! Group: Advanced Members Posts: 708 Member No.: 13,218 Joined: Oct 2nd 2005 Location: 愛知県 | Bunta never eats his own tofu, his victims does (explains why Iketani got in an accident) When Bunta drives on Akina, Mt. Akina knows its Bunta and the trees bow down Bunta's the only one that can drive down Akina while lighting cigarettes, have a cup of water, and glue his eyes shut Bunta use the impreza to hide his god-like powers |
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